A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her and said, "Ma"am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag."

"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."

"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. "How did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no," said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden so I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, "$20 or off it comes."

"Well, that seems only fair," laughed the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know, not everybody pays."

iz here!! Thanx Joy
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Glad you liked it . I thought it was pretty funny
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Yes I did think it was funny,and I'm still laffin'.

Wait untill I tell Dad. He will fall out laffin'. He loves a good joke
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert Heinlein