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Answer to an age old question



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Roll on the floor laff Point O That chicken can run!
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Dang sure can run! That takes me waaaaaaaaaaay back too. When I was like maybe 6 years old,my great Granpa gave me a pink baby chicken,and my brother a blue one. Mine was a hen. It didnt make it,but his lil rooster did. We had no where to keep them then,so we took the one that lived to granpa's farm. The rooster grew,and grew. My brother wanted to feed the chickens one day,as usual. He did,but his own rooster came off the fence,and chased him all around that chicken pen flogging him on his legs as he ran.Poor guy had on shorts.and had peck marks all over them legs before he could think to run OUT of the chicken pen. I couldnt yell to him to run to the door 'cause I was >>>>>>>> Roll on the floor so haed I couldnt even get my breath. Thanx for the memories "O".
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Great story lil elf. I can see that blue rooster chasing your brother. It makes me laugh too.
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Cool story ET!

I was a kid when we moved to Oregon. My grandmother and grandfather had lived up here for several years before we moved up here. Anyway, we would drive out to Seven Devils and buy eggs from an older farming couple named Smith; probably as much for the ride as for the eggs.

One time Mrs. Smith gave me a couple bantam chicks - one black, one yellow. They turned out to be a rooster and a hen and were subsequently named, Salt and Pepper. They prospered and we had banty chickens everywhere.

Talk about a beautiful bird - he was gorgeous. Salt was the best watchdog anyone could want. He had long sharp spurs and he chased off everything. He was fearless.

It got so bad that he ended up in the stew pot whch no one could eat after I started crying and said, "We're eating Salt."
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Awwww "O". I'm so sorry about salt. Console Great story too tho. Needless to say tho....they could never get me near that chicken pen NOR granpa's HUGE prize winning hawgs. I couldnt eat there either. I always felt like we were about to eat a animal I once knew. I feel ya on that!
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It's true. We don't personalize what we eat....otherwise we probably wouldn't.

If you think about it, that carries on to other humanoid behaviors as well. Confused
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That clip was pretty funny O

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