A very tired nurse walks into a bank,

Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a check,

She pulls a **_rectal thermometer_** out of her purse

And tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake,

She looks at the flabbergasted teller

And without missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's great....that's just great....

Some asshole's got my pen!'


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January 20, 2009 - The End of an Error

ROFLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert Heinlein

good one lil elf
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RunnerBiker ¿
"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip." - Will Rogers

Good one!!!!!!
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