Bill Cowher’s jaw will be issued its own sideline pass.
Broncos QB Jake Plummer will show up at the Super Bowl, much like many present and former players, to do promotional work for a product he endorses, and several fans will press coins into his hand and urge him to get a hot meal.
Officials will use video replay to determine how many chins Mike Holmgren has.
Commissioner Paul Tagliabue will deliver his annual state-of-the-league speech to the media on the Friday before the game. It will consist of him waving two fistfuls of money while laughing maniacally and then skipping away.
And I"m offended by this one.
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Out of respect and concern, the Seahawks will contact the Carolina Panthers and ask if Steve Smith has been located yet.
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9. Diet Pepsi machine will be arrested for soliciting a prostitute.
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12. Security will be tighter than ever. For instance, to ensure that no fans run onto the field, Mike Shanahan’s buck teeth will be used as barricades.
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This is one of my favorites
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23. Terrell Owens will insist that he’ll play in the Super Bowl, despite the best efforts of friends and advisors to explain to him that he isn’t involved this year.
and this:
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36. Peyton Manning will make numerous appearances at the Super Bowl, but he will be accompanied by bodyguards to protect him from the guys he said didn’t protect him against the Steelers.
